A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated
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Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.
👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*
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The name Matthew means gift from god. Matthew is a very special type of guy. He is the life of the party once he gets even a little fucked up. It’s takes a lot to get Matthew angry so if you manage to do so you better run. Matthew has a lot of fun with his sense of humour that the pussies of his generation claim to be inappropriate. Overall he’s one hell of a fun and caring guy
Yo did you see Matthew at the party he was so fucked up and was the life of the party.
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A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.
Matthew, wanna make memes?
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Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend
Matthew is a sussy baka
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Matthew significa regalo de Dios por lo general un Matthew es un poco dulce y cariñoso, en ocasiones frío y difícil de estar con él pero es inteligente e interesante de conocer y bueno en todo con lo que sepa.
Los Matthews de este tipo generalmente solo aman a una persona, y siempre lo harán, hasta su día de muerte, es difícil de estar con un Matthew pero quien estuvo o está es un privilegio porque aparte de que son de todo un poco pero cuando ellos saben quién es la personas con la que quieren estar, están hasta poder tenerla o dar todo ellos y irse hasta más nunca volver, los Matthews pueden emocionarse mucho pero también pueden dejar a la persona que ama, muy fríos, distantes, y hacer de todo y hacer que todo les valga y tienen dificultades en expresar sus sentimientos porque no lo hacen con cuál quiera, ademas les gusta escuchar música siempre.
Oh mira ese Matthew de allí , es muy guapo y perfecto con la que quiera estar con el
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