who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning
Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!
by Faggotier2 April 11, 2019
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A singular segment of a clementine
That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?
by Jojomelly April 7, 2022
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Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
by BSSmith June 4, 2020
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Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.
She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.
by Brummy scum February 12, 2022
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I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.
by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019
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A person who posts ridiculously overused content on internet platforms that may include, but are not limited to YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram with aspirations to get large amounts of likes and/or comments. Many may resort to the use of guilt-trips or threats to achieve their fortunes, when in reality all they really want is the attention they seek. Commonly, when they are confronted for their acts of begging, they get very defensive. Not all of them mention the words, "like" or "comment". Examples:

"🤕 <------- This is Andrew

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He gets bullied everyday! 1 like = 1 bully stopped!"

"nobody:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

Ski mask: LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BITCH BE FOR REAL."

"LIKE THIS COMMENT/VIDEO OR AN EVIL WITCH WILL CURSE YOU."
"Everyone in this comment section is a like-mooch"

"This YouTuber is a like-mooch"
by sinnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss June 13, 2019
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