mooch

1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot

xavier is a mooch

by brandon the asm at home depot July 15, 2023

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 11, 2019

Mooch

A singular segment of a clementine

That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?

by Jojomelly April 7, 2022

Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.

Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.

by BSSmith June 4, 2020

Mooch

Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.

She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.

by Brummy scum February 12, 2022

Mooch

The Battery God

Mooch really knows everything about batteries.

by danteinverse October 23, 2017