one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

python noob

A person who likes python but knows almost nothing about programming.
They love python because it's probably the only decent programming language they know.

"Python is the best!"
"No. It's slow and inefficient."
"Python is the most popular programming language!"
"That's because python noobs like you decided to write so many libraries... I bet you don't know what a binary search is."

by No Coder June 03, 2022

Pythoned

When it appears that the person in question seems to dislocates their jaw to fit more food in their mouth.

Wow, she really pythoned that burger

by KTR123 November 01, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 09, 2020

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023

Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by anonymous March 18, 2023