Keller you Nigerian nipple hair
by Whippersnappers friend November 2, 2019
by OverlyHigh September 12, 2016
by King Kong Penis February 16, 2015
Nipple Twistie is done in the movements of turning up an old radio or unscrewing a tight screw from a wall with your fingers also see tuningtokyo
by smashes_27 March 12, 2011
This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024
Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022