by Ramkal May 6, 2009
person A: dude, my uncle put too much oil in the turkey-fryer, and it burst in to flame. his handlebar mustache is no more.
person B: yup, turk-ferno. happens to the best of us.
person B: yup, turk-ferno. happens to the best of us.
by turk-ferno victim November 22, 2007
When a woman defecates on their partner's face and then smears it to resemble the shape of a goatee beard, an intricate operation; the woman must make sure that the moustache curls at both ends that the tip of the beard tapers to a sharp point, thus resembling a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century
Wow! that Prostitute only charged me 18 bucks for my Turks Beard!! Now i've got a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century....
by The Lambchop May 18, 2007
a dreamboat with a tight vagina.
by I itch THERE January 18, 2003
A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities. Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Activities include but are not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.
Known turk fuckers: Fred / phyberoptix
Activities include but are not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.
Known turk fuckers: Fred / phyberoptix
<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.
by Spectral July 29, 2006
1. (verb) To end a relationship in the symbolic gesture of one party giving the other a Big Turk "chocolate" bar;
1. He was big turked (i.e. dumped) by his girlfriend when she gave him a Big Turk.
2. He has planned to Big Turk his partner for months now, but has not found the opportunity.
3. I can't believe that my own mother big turked me on my birthday.
2. He has planned to Big Turk his partner for months now, but has not found the opportunity.
3. I can't believe that my own mother big turked me on my birthday.
by Jacob Morgan May 31, 2008
A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 March 1, 2016