The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.
Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*
by mrmandehfwiujfhew February 17, 2016
Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.
by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013
When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
by doubledecker100 March 9, 2011
when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.
It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping
by jake burrito July 8, 2010
Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
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by Definedgarrot November 21, 2016
by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010