D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E by thankgodforuswillyou June 12, 2010

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B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

Bring my baby a present or no food

Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F by KristieCream90731 June 11, 2016

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m.o.f.b.

M.O.F.B. is a uncommon term to refer to any one who eats blocks of cheese or any other aggregate there within. I someone is just M.O. they are just a ponzy F. boy who doesn't understand shyt about life. Or the polar opposite F.B. which quite literally translates to anyone who makes a sandwich and eats it then realizes the extent of 1-14 that they are a Fuk boi. When translated to the full extent M.O.F.B. in the most complex terms stands for Mothers of (the) federation (against anyone who thinks they are above the dynamics or society) {read a fucking book}. This all in lamest terms refers to a system which capitalizes on weak sauce and then packages it and sells it to taco bell.

You stupid MOF, if you could b anyone but yourself you would be at taco bell getting a super-burrito with shredded chicken. (M.O.F.B). M.O.F.B.- Matter of fault bro

m.o.f.b. by Jediofthemusk August 4, 2018

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O.B.A.M.A

O.B.A.M.A stands for:

Overweight
Bitches
Are

Maliciously
Arrogant

Typically used to describe an overweight nuisance

Gooner 1: "Ayo fine shyt lemme get your number"
O.B.A.M.A: "She doesnt want your number fagwad"
Fine Shyt: "Pam leave him alone"

Gooner 2: "Yo that bitch was such an O.B.A.M.A"
Gooner 1: "I know gng she gotta stop hoggin the buffet"

O.B.A.M.A by Juhbleveland_Huckleberry March 11, 2025