The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017
Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.
by Maddog August 17, 2017
Completely bizarre
by Sirderpsalot10 April 29, 2018
When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2022
by Jswaggz February 4, 2011
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 18, 2022
by orange_orange December 24, 2016