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When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.
"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudĂș) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"
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Scary guy who likes to grind up lightbulbs and put them in peoples oatmeal and soup.
"Do you know where nick is?"
"Yeah, he died."
"How?"
"Jandy put a lightbulb in his soup."
"Again?"
"Yep."
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Phrase used to describe hooking up with multiple RANDOM guys in one night

Jandying (verb)- to hook up with multiple random guys in one night

**BEWARE** pulling a jandy can result in year long taunting from friends and aquaintances
Wow, she pulled a jandy at the party last night.
by Jandier January 11, 2011
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A sarcastic statement made by someone who thinks they are in a place of authority
What a jandy comment that was.
by zeneca January 17, 2005
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The special brandy made for Andy By Janome (Refer to Janome)
I will pour myself a Jandy
by AJSF July 24, 2011
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