A chav, commonly a young boy, who hangs around the corner of a McDonalds or an 'offie' (off lisence)trying to pick a fight with the first unsuspecting person they see (usually a person half their age, or half theie size, which is saying something, as the average height of a chav is around 4") They 'start on' their pray in packs, but alone they sulk around and run off, when a police man comes strolling their way.
A chavette, more often than not 14 years old and pregnant, are not much differant to chavs, except for the fact that their girls. (*ahem*)
Chavs prefer to wear big brands, or big 'fake' brands. Usually wear brightly coloured tracksuits, tucked into their socks, a burberry cap, stuck at an abnormal angle, and lots of *ahem* 'bling, bling'.
They like to talk, in a way that abuses the english language. They abbreviate most words, although they do not know what the word means!
A chav also thinks that the only population of people are chavs and goths, and clearly if you are not part of one of these catagories, nothing you say matters (although to them only what a fellow chav says matters anyway)
A chavette, more often than not 14 years old and pregnant, are not much differant to chavs, except for the fact that their girls. (*ahem*)
Chavs prefer to wear big brands, or big 'fake' brands. Usually wear brightly coloured tracksuits, tucked into their socks, a burberry cap, stuck at an abnormal angle, and lots of *ahem* 'bling, bling'.
They like to talk, in a way that abuses the english language. They abbreviate most words, although they do not know what the word means!
A chav also thinks that the only population of people are chavs and goths, and clearly if you are not part of one of these catagories, nothing you say matters (although to them only what a fellow chav says matters anyway)
by Nat L June 15, 2006
a chav is a mindless creature, the origins of chavism remain a mystery becasue nobody has been able to infiltrate the culture, similar to the native Americians. Many including myself believe that the chav plauge began in the Kent town of Chatham and has slowly spread thjroughout the united kingdom.
Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.
chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.
Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.
chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.
examples of chavs include anyone from eastenders 'cat' 'little mo'
rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,
loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate
and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav
rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,
loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate
and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav
by richard938 July 26, 2006
by fuhkinchavssuck July 30, 2008
CHAV- (Council House And Violence),
Natural Eemy - The Emo
I chav is basically a wannabe gangster, they wear the bling bling, listen to the black man rap, smoke, and generally don't appreciate the things around them, most of them are failures in school.
They usually wear lots of "bling" and have baseball caps at 90degrees with a matching tracksuit and trousers tucked into football socks.
Popular brands include:
Fred Perry
Burburry
Nike
3 Stipe
Rockport
Stone Island
Ben Sherman
and anything with the england football badge.
Attitude: Most chavs think there it, and start to smoke from an early age, if you just look at one funny, he will be on your case, this is probably due to too much cannabis effecting the brain.
Remeber smoke responsibly!
Natural Eemy - The Emo
I chav is basically a wannabe gangster, they wear the bling bling, listen to the black man rap, smoke, and generally don't appreciate the things around them, most of them are failures in school.
They usually wear lots of "bling" and have baseball caps at 90degrees with a matching tracksuit and trousers tucked into football socks.
Popular brands include:
Fred Perry
Burburry
Nike
3 Stipe
Rockport
Stone Island
Ben Sherman
and anything with the england football badge.
Attitude: Most chavs think there it, and start to smoke from an early age, if you just look at one funny, he will be on your case, this is probably due to too much cannabis effecting the brain.
Remeber smoke responsibly!
Examples of popular Chav language:
"init mate"
"You startin'"
"You wanna take this outside?"
"<general swear word here>"
"SAF" (Sound as f**k)
"FAF" (Fit as f**k)
They use lots of abrieviations:
"m8" = "mate"
"n" = "and"
"b" = "be"
"2" = "to"
etc.
"init mate"
"You startin'"
"You wanna take this outside?"
"<general swear word here>"
"SAF" (Sound as f**k)
"FAF" (Fit as f**k)
They use lots of abrieviations:
"m8" = "mate"
"n" = "and"
"b" = "be"
"2" = "to"
etc.
by Osassamon October 9, 2007
Also referred to as "charvers" and "wankers", chavs make no decisions as lone people. They only work in packs of "chav-tastic herds". They first developed as a species around three years ago, and since have reproduced ferociously to become the most common form of human scum in the UK. To witness the shocking effects of this wave of filth, go to any town centre, street or bus shelter between the hours of 5pm and 9pm. After 9pm, the streets become safe again as the chavs are called in by their parents to go to bed. "Rock hard chavs", indeed. Chavs are distinguished by the brands Fred Perry, Burberry and especially Berghaus. Beware! Chavs think that these brands are awesome and that trousers are meant to be tucked into their socks. If a fight with a chav seems likely, do not worry. There need to be about 20 chavs to equal man without sight, hearing and arms. It's also worth noting that if your reply to "I'll fucking spark you out, you queer goth cunt" is "OK then.", they will likely run away. Their best-known hobbies are smoking, drinking (Lambrini) and shouting attempted insults at random strangers whom they could not actually hurt if the stranger stood still and the chav had a chainsaw. So, bravo chavs. You are now OFFICIALLY the scum of the world.
The cow says "Moo"
The chav says "I'll fucking spark you out, you fucking hypocrite!" (some pathetic chav called one of my friends a hypocrite once, without knowing the meaning)
The chav says "I'll fucking spark you out, you fucking hypocrite!" (some pathetic chav called one of my friends a hypocrite once, without knowing the meaning)
by Matthew Johnson March 4, 2007
An unfortunate sub-human diagnosed with Chav, (Chronic Humanoid Attitude Virus). Normally very annoyed with everything and monosyllabic, because of unexplainable brain shrinking.
"Your mum's a Chav"
by Big Hobo January 25, 2009
some of the biggest douche bags on the planet. they need to go fuck themselves. i don't live in england, but from what i hear, chavs are extreme faggots. even worse... THEY'VE SPREAD TO AMERICA!! they're not the same as the ones in england (i still call them chavs, but collars could work, too), but american chavs are just as fuckin gay. they don't wear as much plaid, but they wear bright-colored collared shirts (pink, light-blue, bright green), with the collars up. and all the clothes are made by american eagle, hollister, or other fuckin GIRL stores like that. but, like the english chavs, they're always trying to pick fights, and think they're better than everyone else. they obsess over cars, money, and other possesions, since they don't have any morals, thus they try to fill themselves with things. they're little shits to their parents. i.e. "i got grounded for yelling at my mom! haha!" "yeah i yell at my mom all the time too!" "haha!". not kidding, that's a real conversation i overheard between to chavs on my school bus.
chavs are basically wiggers mixed with preps/jocks
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)
by Tommy F. September 9, 2005