Hoars

what Shrek is classified as when he has a gun

Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee

Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)

by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019

hoar

a way to say whore but in a kidding sense

Last night you were such a hoar.

by gysasjbxugnyejudfks June 12, 2008

Hoare

My fucking surname

"This bitches surname is Hoare"
"Sounds like whore! "

by Lookitsaboi October 21, 2017

hoar

A type of frost; grey-white in appearance, and feathery looking.

Also, can be used to describe anything that looks like this, like hair for example.

I looked outside this morning and the hoar frost was all over the garden.

by eyeheartboobs December 4, 2004

Hoar

A hoar is a derogatory name for somebody who hoards things.

Paul became a toilet paper hoar during the coronavirus pandemic.

by Pluto E. March 23, 2020

Hoare

A posh slut.

It is rare to find a hoare. This type of slut is never found 'hanging' around a standard backstreet, instead they thrive in locations such as Kensington, Chelsea, Oxford and the Cotswolds.

Geoffrey: Fancy a puff on the old pipe Winston?
Winston: I don't actually sport, but i do rather fancy a puff on that hoare!

Rupert: I feel like obtaining, and subsequently, ragging a hoare tonight.
Gordon: Are you sure you don't want a whore? it will save on the fuel.
Rupert: No, I'm definitely in the mood for a hoare.
Gordon: Well, lets fire up the Jag then!

by Slutbag. November 29, 2010

Hoar

Davey's way of spelling whore.

Adam is a hoar.

by MacTech April 29, 2004