Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen

"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."

by MineMan21 October 24, 2017

raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017

tofu mami

the man you know as Toni Effe
It is commonly used in a derogotary terms

-WOW look at what Tofu mami posted on instagram
-Ew you follow him?

by tofimamifan November 22, 2019

Tofu Girl

A girl that adopts the personality of whoever she's dating at the time. Girls like this usually have little to no personality of their own.

Karen just started dating a guy that thinks he's a cowboy and she just bought a cowboy hat. She's such a Tofu Girl

by schutte01 December 27, 2019

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 11, 2017

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring April 3, 2016

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 28, 2020