When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
by Outragedracer22 July 29, 2020
that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.
by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022
by Poobysoy January 26, 2022
the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON May 5, 2018
A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.
Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.
by clermontboy September 14, 2019
pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.
Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome
by definitely not dreg February 18, 2018
splat attack syndrome
noun
The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
noun
The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome
by Mr Malt February 9, 2018