5 definitions by clermontboy
A legendary investment company known for their discipline, wit, and impeccable track record. The name "Anfield" is an acronym for Absolutely Notorious For Investing (in) Extraordinarily Lucrative Deals.
Anfield is preparing to roll out the Texture restaurant chain, a new concept that is sure to snatch market share from day one and influence the taco industry for decades to come.
by clermontboy November 20, 2018
An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.
After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.
by clermontboy March 18, 2016
A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.
Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.
by clermontboy September 14, 2019
An indicator of one's genuine interest in the finer things in life, that are not only appreciated but demanded by women of a certain affluence.
Alexis surveyed the restaurant and saw the breakfast buffet... her rich girl energy told her to keep moving on and seek out micro greens, avocado, and bulletproof coffee at an establishment that would reflect her values in life.
by clermontboy April 11, 2022
A real estate investment that produces so much money that it resembles an uncontrollable amount of Texas tea bubbling out of the ground.
BK built an incredible hotel that became such a cash gusher, he was able to pay for his extravagant lifestyle for decades.
by clermontboy March 24, 2023