Kleetus 

Name referring to genitalia

I wouldn't touch that Kleetus with a ten foot pole

Kleetus by OwlsBeCool August 11, 2012

klee 

A financial term used in option pricing. It represents the change in vega to a 1% move in the underlying. Synonyms : dVega/dSpot

That risk reversal you put on is whack. The klee is way too high, and you're going to get jacked.

klee by financewhiz July 23, 2010

KLEENEX 

Having a pale complextion. Being very untan. Phospherous glow.

Kim has the look of a kleenex!

KLEENEX by Ericka Pullen July 20, 2008

Kleenex 

What (Diane Talamante) uses to stuff her bra. Where not sure what company made those kleenex but where afraid to find out. Diane has one year suply of tissue in each bra cup. Diane if your reading this U CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHICH U PROBABLY DID!

DIANE Talamante could loose 25 pounds by not wearing tissue theres a new weight loss diet for you bitch!

Kleenex by Anonoumouys Fatass April 5, 2005

Kleezy 

Means the same as "that was really weak". (A low blow)

That was kleezy of you to stand me up like that.

Kleezy by Natalie April 14, 2004

Kleenex & Q-Tips 

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

Kleenex & Q-Tips by Kahoki February 1, 2009

counting kleenex 

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.

Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.

counting kleenex by Shuaman April 22, 2016