discretely texting without view of handheld device screen through memorization of characters on the keypad
I had to Colin Sullivan all of our messages into the trash before the cops could get a look at my phone!
by RealJohn_2007 November 14, 2020
Peter sullivan” I feel sick”
Julian: “have u eaten today?”
Peter: “yeah I had some air for breakfast”
Julian: ...
Julian: “have u eaten today?”
Peter: “yeah I had some air for breakfast”
Julian: ...
by Salami_Towers February 7, 2021
A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Someone who kinda exists April 27, 2022
by Only fax October 16, 2019
The Sullivan Dance: Noun; Verb: When a Person, or Persons, use a Fire Arm, to Shoot Bullets around Someone's Feet, to make them Skip Up and Down, dodging the bullets being shot at the Ground around Them.
by Disobiwan July 16, 2022
A mf that Receives the same workout advice for hours on end and then complains when jerking off jokes are made frequently
by Lokismom March 27, 2022
Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.
“Bro”
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE
by girldislocatesherknee June 24, 2019