A world renowned and highly respected gangster. Known for his crazy off the chain beats such as the jungle and halloween beats. "His beats are bangers!!!"-Quick J Reviews. He will break your face if you mess with him and him and afablo will hurt you bad.
Sometimes used as and adjective or noun.

Adj: "Wow, he was pissed, did you see him just merk diesel that kid!!"

Noun: "Damn, merkle jsut broke of buchi awaji!!! GET EM BUCK!!!!"
by Dyloon March 3, 2005
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term often used in the hardcore or metal scene, meaning getting a black eye at a show or concert.
I got merked at the show yesterday and I have a black eye now.
by nizznut May 13, 2008
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1. Pooping in someone's mouth

2. Sauce used when tossing someone's salad
I just dumped merk sauce all over that dudes cake hole.
by brochamp17 March 4, 2011
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A merk diesel is a power plant for boats. see:Cummins-MerCruiser's Sterndrive and Inboard Diesel Series
Yo!Yo! Joey you runnin' biofuel in that merk diesel? It smells like Skippers fish and chip, dude!
by rico b.c. October 4, 2006
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merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.
Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!
by Mr. Costigeen April 17, 2005
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a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.
Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
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To merk a person/thing by complete surprise without any givin warning.
Bryan: Yo, im gonna sneak up on Matt and caviar merk him!

Will: Do it, this will be so funny!

Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)

Will: Caviar Merk!

Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!
by cguzzzfromguzzzville October 26, 2009
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