Top Definition
To merk a person/thing by complete surprise without any givin warning.
Bryan: Yo, im gonna sneak up on Matt and caviar merk him!

Will: Do it, this will be so funny!

Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)

Will: Caviar Merk!

Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!
by cguzzzfromguzzzville October 25, 2009

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