jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself
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Jake is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. Although he is sexy he is so sporty if you challenge him to any sport he will embarrass you
Jake is peng
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Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
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Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom
Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor
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The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz
Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!
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Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
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