When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.
zooded is 911.
by Gn October 10, 2005
An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.
by Red Hugh April 21, 2018
Where a guy gives a girl a cream pie and then proceeds to motorboat her vagina. Made famous by the musical, "Crazy For You."
by QT_PIE123 October 8, 2009
A Zood is a person who watches great injustices happen to long time acquaintances and takes the side of the offender in the situation and even becomes sexually attracted to them. We think all Zoods are male at this point but it could be a woman. We are just not sure if it is understood fully yet(probably because thats what "Zoods" repeat over and over. The most tell tale sign you have a "Zood" infront of you is its inability to avoid trash in all form much like a racoon only ugly (like mama beat you with the ugly stick and dropped you off on someones doorstep) and smells bad because it rolls in its own excrement as a mating ritual. If a "Zood" has picked its mate(mates are called Lawgremlins) and tried to start nesting, it is advised to approach with caution.
That whole group over there is no better then a pack of Zoods. I can't believe they believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Wait we got to close. Here comes a Zood!
by Chotic Rift April 17, 2022
A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
by Z-Hoode' November 8, 2007