Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

Yule Log by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016

Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

Yule Log by Eitis July 8, 2020

Yule log

A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.

Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."

Yule log by Zuczerman December 26, 2011

Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .

Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !

Yule log by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021

yule-log 

When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.

"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"

yule-log by Xkcd 1435 December 19, 2011

Yule Log Shit 

When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.

My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.

Yule Log Shit by My sore ass December 25, 2010

Mexican Yule Log 

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.

-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.

Mexican Yule Log by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011