woozle

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."

woozle by ColdVantage January 5, 2005

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woozle wuzzle

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.

woozle wuzzle by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

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Woozlewee

An island on the sea near Little Rock, Zoneinia. It has a record population of rats and it's economy is driven by collectible street signs. One of the most famous pirates in the history of the world, Captain League Leggs, discovered this island long ago in the Spring of 1658. Legend has it that whoever makes it to this place is rewarded with a goldmine full of books, guns, and roadkill. But to earn these wonderful gifts you must first choke a million Beaucerons.

Woozlewee is nice this time of year.

Woozlewee by gofishgo June 4, 2007

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woosless

the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.

All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.

woosless by No Body Cares October 17, 2008