wasty tasty

when you or someone else has consumed large amounts of alcohol and precedes to have making out with anything with a pair of lips his/her goal

"Man check out that girl over there she's getting all wasty tasty on that crowd"

by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010

Wasty Pants

The stage of drunkenness, that leaves you completely retarded, acting a fool, usually ending with "you" causing a scene. More than likely, the choice of drink is either Jack Daniels or a few too many Dos XX with shots of Patron... Or a mixture of all three!
** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...

Q: "Did you see that guy over there? Man, he is so Wasty Pants..."

by BooBookittyfck23 September 5, 2012

Wasty Pants

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

by Licken strippers TITTIES November 4, 2013

nasty wasty woe

A person who’s a hoe and that does nasty wasty things

Sebrina is a nasty wasty woe

by itssitssti December 28, 2018

Wastie

When your resource manager is being unhelpful....everyday.

Yoooo Garry is being a Wastie today.

by Helpfulless June 5, 2017

Wasti

Wasti is a minekrefter who likes to dox egirls. If wasti is around you should run.

He is such a wasti.

by KrefterWurmpy March 4, 2021

The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.

Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”

by Nev2 November 3, 2018