wake and bake

Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can
smoke a few hits, before entering the new day
in a totally smashed state.

C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today.
He fell over as he tried to get out of bed.

by Weltregierung May 3, 2007

wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 11, 2006

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010

wake and bake

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

by harley January 4, 2004

wake and bake

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.

play-dough loves to wake n bake.

by bill September 8, 2003

wake and bake

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.

Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

wake and bake

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

by CLS 8888 October 3, 2016