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39 definitions by the prophet

 
1.
Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
Jesse Jackson is a fraud.
by the prophet July 30, 2003
 
2.
someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up
I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.
by the prophet March 25, 2003
 
3.
slang italian for Cunt
Jeanine Garafalo is a bookyak
by the prophet March 26, 2003
 
4.
the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
 
5.
1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.
by the prophet June 27, 2003
 
6.
what every woman should hear, at least once in their life
"shut up bitch, suck my cock!" is what I told your grandmother. so she did, and it was good, so how you like me now?
by the prophet March 24, 2003
 
7.
The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
by the prophet June 27, 2003