This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
by Versatile337 January 11, 2009
"The king's attendant was all up on someone's dick (the king's), helping him with whatever he needed.
by donaldtrumpduckmerica September 2, 2016
1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks June 1, 2010
A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?
by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020
by bigdickivan September 19, 2022
After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."
Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009