up the dick

Wrecked or broken, usually carelessly.

Your dog was really up the dick after it ate that snail bait.

by petrochemical December 22, 2010

dial up the dick

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

by swell243 June 18, 2016

Up your dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

by Shauna Leigh, Eimer and Siobha February 11, 2009

coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! December 29, 2006

Jack up our dicks

A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together

Lets jack up our dicks!!

by Dopecoolkid September 17, 2017

Tying up Loose Dick

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with

I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college

by ChevHonda December 9, 2018

Up-dick

When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.

“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”

by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 26, 2020