Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.
by Aphetor March 8, 2010
I made one remark about New Moon on twitter, and now I have all of these tw@s on my page from people wanting me to follow them.
by bigTlittleODD September 21, 2009
TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.
Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.
Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.
'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'
by Something Tovey April 17, 2010
Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.
by emmawemawoo November 18, 2008
by sausagenaan December 11, 2010
Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)
Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?
Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time
Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time
by fgrabbit June 2, 2010
A Well-known bloody battle involving TW was the Battle of the Somme.
by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD June 24, 2015