Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of Englandwhy don't you say something like bloody fool or something.
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*
1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap
Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.
Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?