Tits of Moses 

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

Tits of Moses by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Tits of Steel 

Someone who is nicknamed tits of steel does most, if not all of these things
1. Asks you to touch his muscles a lot and says some thing like ,"Its bigger right?"

2. Looks for any reason to walk around shirt less, shit if he could he would shop in Walmart shirt less, just so everyone can see his muscles.

3. He practices the titty dance in secret.

4. He wheres and A to a 36B bra.

Someone who works out all day, is a tits of steel.

Tits of Steel by Jim98Jones February 6, 2010

Bag of Tits 

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

Bag of Tits by JediAndi September 8, 2005

Not my cup of tits 

The fraze that desribes the aversion from a speceific breasts size.

guy 1:"Dude check out those knockers! they are a perfect 10!"
guy 2:"meh, they are too big".
guy 1:"No they are not, just perefect G's!".
guy 2:"Sorry... not my cup of tits, I am more into C's".

Not my cup of tits by chodekisser July 16, 2011

out of its tits 

To be truly remarkable or enjoyable. To surpass all others of its kind.

"That bar was out of its tits!"; "Dude, try this drink, its out of its tits."

out of its tits by Brian Peters June 29, 2006

tits of leisure 

Man boobs. Created when a man is lazy, doesn't work out and probably eats too much fast food. Men with tits of leisure should consider wearing a bro. See also moobs.

Gregory should not wear such tight shirts because his tits of leisure are so out of control.

Josh may want to think about hitting the gym more often to tone up his tits of leisure.

tits of leisure by Man Chin January 19, 2008

tits of the personality 

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

tits of the personality by pistachio229 June 3, 2018