An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.
(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!
Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.