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tight-fittin' genes 

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.
(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!
tight-fittin' genes by QuacksO September 30, 2017

tight as a gnat’s twat 

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean
He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

The Gesund-tight 

Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008

Good-N-Tight 

German Torque Specification; To be said with a German accent.
How tight did you torque down those lug nuts?

Good-N-Tight!
Good-N-Tight by Justin N. March 5, 2008

you got me tight yo 

Being upset or annoyed at someone
You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face

got me tight 

Being mad or angry at a situation that someone got you bent.
Mannn this bitch got me tight talkin bout she ain't tryna fuck.
got me tight by Moeejay February 6, 2017