14 definitions by Mehrdad.Hosseiny

tip-top

excellent,perfect,extremely good

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

dot-and-dash

money. Rhyming slang for ‘cash’

He says he wants dot-and-dash in advance before he'll do the job.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

decease

Departure from life, death.

The house will not be yours till after your mother's decease.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

what’s my name?

used as a taunt while beating someone.

In
1967, boxer Muhammed Ali fought Ernie Terrell, who insisted on calling Ali ‘Cassius Clay’; as Ali pounded Terrell, Ali taunted ‘What’s
my name, fool? What’s my name?

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

metagrobolize

to baffle and disturb,to puzzle or mystify,

Your essay metagrobolizes the readers. Nobody could figure out if you were in support of euthanasia or against it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 8, 2008