pig off

to leave, go away. A euphemism for more
offensive terms such as piss off, etc.,
usually heard in the form of an imperative.
It is often used by women who wish
to express themselves forcefully without
obscenity.
I finally got fed up and told him to pig off.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 08, 2008
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tip-top

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009
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autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.
autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 26, 2008
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what’s my name?

used as a taunt while beating someone.
In
1967, boxer Muhammed Ali fought Ernie Terrell, who insisted on calling Ali ‘Cassius Clay’; as Ali pounded Terrell, Ali taunted ‘What’s
my name, fool? What’s my name?
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009
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milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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dot-and-dash

He says he wants dot-and-dash in advance before he'll do the job.
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tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean
He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009
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