the internet

The internet is a series of tubes;

Not a big truck.

The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.

by Weakpoints February 10, 2008

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

by nj June 8, 2004

the internet

What every fucktard on earth logs onto to spew their hatred of George Bush and Democracy because they are sad,pathetic little Communists who look at porn all day which is just sad since all internet porn is a bunch of diseased pussy pics,and then it gets worse from there.

Oh yeah Al Gore invented the internet.
And to the moron who says he never said that he invented the internet,what do you think "I took the initiative in creating the internet" means? He didn't say he sponsored an initiative he said "I took the intiative in creating the internet".

by ya gawl durn gore-on November 21, 2004

Internet

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.

The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.

by Voz August 1, 2012

Internet

cesspool of human filth.

Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.

by Deathpants May 4, 2010

Internet

a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.

examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...

by M.S.G.... December 20, 2008