Suck my dick 

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

Suck my dick by John B Smith October 19, 2006

suck my dick 

1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH

1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE

suck my dick by kissably_me October 16, 2007

suck my dick 

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

suck my dick by TUDE September 9, 2008

suck my dick 

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

suck my dick by Vivec May 7, 2004

Suck my dick 

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

Suck my dick by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011

suck my dick 

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

suck my dick by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

suck my dick 

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

suck my dick by ACXtreme November 25, 2007