When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.
by Jschape June 10, 2010
the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 22, 2010
"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
by Ahsile June 30, 2017
an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
by marthayouclumsyslut May 2, 2021
Christmas came early that year, when Jack slipped a butt plug into Diane's pink sock. She said, "Thank you for the stocking stuffer, dear".
by duttyman December 3, 2021
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020