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noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.

Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!

Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.
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Sparknotes Abuser 

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.
Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.
Sparknotes Abuser by saxredman July 29, 2012

Auntie Sparknotes 

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com
Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

sparknote 

verb- to sparknote is: to use the resourses conveniently allocated at the website www.sparknotes.com to help one quickly absorb critical information on a piece of literature or reading material (that was either too stupid, too long, too boring, or one was just too stinking lazy to read) in order to allow the recieving of a good grade on the test or evaluation for the corresponding piece of literature.

Usage Note: The time at which one typically partakes in the act of sparknoting is usually in close proximity to the time of the test or evaluation, moreover, the night prior.
Yo dude! I didn't even read To Kill a Mockingbird. All I did was spaknote it and i got a 100% on the test.

Man, Great Expectatiions is huge. Charles Dickens really needed to learn how to be more concise. I am definately going to have to sparknote this one.

Dude, the test is in two days and you haven't even turned a page. You are gonna get the shaft if you don't sparknote it.
sparknote by Shoelace July 9, 2004

spark notes

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.
"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"
spark notes by phorks August 29, 2003

spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.
"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"
spark notes by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.
The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.
Spark notes by Athest April 28, 2007