souse

in verb form, it would be:

That fucker souses it all the time, usually with baby oil.

I told him to fucking souse it up yo

by King Souser March 29, 2005

Soused

One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

"Woah that dude is soused"

by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005

sousing

the act of putting a razor blade into a womens vagina and then having intercourse with it inserted

i was sousing a girl so hard last night with my big twelve incher

by oopsie October 10, 2009

Rise and Souse

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

Soused Cinema

Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle

Some 100 proof movies:

"Arthur" (1981)
"The Hangover" (2009)
"Bad Santa" (2003)
"Strange Brew" (1983)
"Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)
"Legend of Drunken Master"

Cheers to Soused Cinema

by foosman March 4, 2010

Souse

A saying recently used in South Africa, to say that someone is lying about a story that involves you or something you know

Geez bruh why are you sousing I was there?
Souse= lying

by Divlock45 April 17, 2020

Souse

The sloppiest, craziest googoogaagaa you will ever get.

“Bitch get on yo knees and gimmie souse before I beat yazz”

by Launchedarrow June 11, 2025