sooner 

A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'

sooner by TeaPee April 17, 2006

sooner 

To prefer or to favor.

Louis Hawkeye:
"Hey Leblanc, Do you want a bag of dill pickle chips?"
Leblanc:
"Yeah, I suppose but I would sooner salt n' vineagar."

sooner by danmk November 5, 2006

Sooner 

Someone who refuses to get a Covid vaccine.

Jimmy Kimmel “They are going to die SOONER than those who got the vaccine.”

Sooner by Skinnylarue May 2, 2021

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

Sooner Shitbreak 

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

Sooner Shitbreak by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

sooner or later

Never.

If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.

See also: Eventually

I'll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. *procedes to drink beer and continues watching TV*

sooner or later by Wanda Wishbone September 8, 2008

sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

sooner drip by Asseater37 February 2, 2018