by deezo March 23, 2005
when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy
After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!
by grosstony May 5, 2009
Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body
Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!
by C.D. And M.C. July 15, 2009
He has enough guts to fill a smokehouse -- he went into that Baptist Church on Sunday morning all dressed up like The Cure asking where the nearest liquor store was!
by saustin September 15, 2008
by Joel Morgan May 22, 2017
When a man knows his woman is cheating and uses the feces or blood from rough anal to write the dudes name she is cheating with on her back or belly with his dick!
Stephanie doesn't know that I know she's cheating on me, so I did the Dirty Smokehouse and wrote David's name on her back. She knows that I know now.
by Daddy Max April 2, 2020
Pronounced "thmokehouse attitude" in a deep retarted-like voice. It's an attitude that describes the sloth like and lazy disposition of any particular person that might be having an off day or just spent hours practicing a Charlie Parker lick without the aid of heroin and is deeply craving quality barbecue and a friendly family environment.
Trent, why do you have such a smokehouse attitude today?! Did your dad replace you as a son or something?
by Everett Jones October 30, 2011