Damn baby cute she lookin like a real SITUATION, she be on her fly tip
by situation March 22, 2017
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A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex
by Yeehaw69420 August 21, 2019
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(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.
You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
by heroworship March 16, 2011
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A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
by roblevistala February 5, 2010
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Something or someone who is higly attractive, person, place or thing
Aye that's a real SITUATION right there
by situation March 22, 2017
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anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.
Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.
by provider44 January 20, 2010
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Nickname of Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, this decade's first great anti-hero.
The Situation is my new god.
by Young Ice Trey April 3, 2010
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