sitter 

Used in UK for football
Refers to when someone misses an open goal, a very easy goal which should have been scored

How did you not score? That was a sitter!

sitter by 345rtg3dd July 26, 2021

Sitter 

A person who finds deep spiritual meaning in sitting. Can sit for hours without shame. Often found on couches, bean bags, or cold bathroom floors scrolling reels.

"Don't ask Raj to go out. He's a sitter — the couch is his soulmate."

Sitter by Cherry 🌸 August 5, 2025

Sitter

A derogatory term for somebody in a wheelchair meant offensively similar to racist derogatory terms.

"You Stupid dirty sitter"

Sitter by caseoh sitter hater February 15, 2026

Scott sitter 

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football

"FFS he's done a Scott sitter "

Scott sitter by Owen court February 28, 2017

buddy sitter 

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

buddy sitter by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

Sober Sitter 

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

Sober Sitter by N8Duff July 6, 2008

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

Shoulder Sitter by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009