shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

shithoused by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

shithook 

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

shithook by Shithook March 16, 2005

Shithook 

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

Shithook by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2020

shithook 

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

shithook by trafamladorian October 31, 2017

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

shithoused by RobB December 1, 2002

shithooks 

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

shithooks by 000 October 20, 2003