shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

Shithooks

A name assigned to an individual that has just taken a shit and does not wash their hands

Hey there’s shithooks over there eating a sandwich after he just took a shit and didn’t wash his hands

by Senioralphadog June 25, 2019

Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!

by Mark May 15, 2003

Shithook

A person who seems to have a knack or a habit of hanging around with or attracting undesireable people.

A shithook is used for hooking shit.
Example: It is no telling who may show up at the party if you invite shithook

by Janie sutton December 31, 2006

shithooks

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

by Shithooks February 24, 2004

Shithook

1. (n.) A long metal device with a hook/scraper attachment used to loosen and remove feces from the bottoms of portable restroom facilities.

Also used to depict or identify filth of the lowest nature; i.e.: advertisement agents, reverse racists.

Gerald is a filthy shithook.

by Modos October 27, 2002

Shithook

A person or kobe who shits their pants daily, can't get out of their monotone voice all but just ONE TIME! Also, they enjoy jeering at the Dommelcopter. They also can not comprehend when someone rhymes their words in a sentence. They clearly are hairyer than anyone in this world.
(especially in the rectum hole and arm-pit)

Pat: You no big paaapi
Dom: Hmmmm! Shut the fuck up
Matt: You mean Hmmmm. lut the buck nup. jup sup weiner cup.
Anthony: I don't know what that means. I think i shit my pants!
Pat: You Shithook!
Gia: Come on pat! just one time! 10:09

by Don Edwards April 30, 2008