Scruffle

V. To put one's penis into something and then return the item back to its original position.

"Damn Jay, did you scruffle my pillow again?"

"Yes Krotch, but at least I put it back..."

by Krizzotch May 2, 2008

Scruffle

A small mixed-breed dog; a dog that has an unlikely combination of parentage (such as a doberman and a poodle)or is in-bred; a mutt that is unnattractive.

The scruffle could not be taught to fetch.

by Ann Pibel April 14, 2008

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To take a comb and brush someones hair and look at the scalp for dandruff

"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."

by mynameisshepimpsavage August 3, 2009

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The use of an sexual organ on the property of another individual.

"Josh, you totally scruffled my iPod".

"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"

by swimmer0430 May 4, 2008

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1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.

James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.

by Noshimonoriku December 6, 2008

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