1. Noun: A skinny
white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's
cross country team.
2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.
3. Carter Osborne*
*= This is the one true
definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in
the state at the 400?
Jon: Oh, that's
obviously Carter Osborne.
2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of
white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.