runk

something that is so horrible, this is the only word to describe it

Miss Mazurek gave us so much homework! This is bunk 'n' runk! Shes an ass munch

by Tony Totino March 04, 2008

runk

when your real wasted and try to say the word "drunk" but all that seems to come out is "RUNK"

No Way Man I'm Not Runk Yet

by ash-a-lay May 13, 2005

Runke

The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.

runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off

in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.

Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender

Jeg runker! - I'm jerking off!

by KussenX March 31, 2009

Runk

A runk is a hybrid of a raccoon and a skunk.

I saw a runk in the forest while going on a hike

by Runkilishes March 28, 2019

Runks

Runny shit that is chunky.

Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.

by Schultzy235 July 03, 2009

RUNKED

The act of covering your hand in a rock paste and putting the mark of your hand on someone or something

Yo dude I just RUNKED your dog

by Just Wuffo October 04, 2020

Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

by ktk85 September 25, 2010