Scottish Slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head. Has little grip on reality.

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an ex-girlfiend: "I'm sorry for all the things I've said and done to you. I really want you back and I only did that because I was confused. Will you take me back?"

you: "Piss of ya rocket. I'm trying to get fired into your pal."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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"Guys, I spotted a whole swarm of rockets on my run this morning. Must've been the swim team."

1:"Was she cute?"
2:"Hells yeah, son, she was a total rocket."

"This town must have a rocket factory somewhere, these girls are beautiful!"
by Chandler1984 March 16, 2009
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In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Rockets refers to having two aces as your hole cards. This is usually seen as the holy grail of hold 'em hands and wins a very large majority of the time. Yet, seen by many neophytes as a terrible hand because 'they always get drawn out'. Chances you receive aces as your hole cards are .45%.

Other nicknames for Rockets include: Pocket Rockets, Aces, Bullets, American Airlines, Teepees, Snake Eyes, Alan Alda, 4.0, Jack Daniels
Layne reraised Scotty $6000 after he peeked down at Rockets
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An exceptionally copious amount of dipping tobacco. Used especially when said dip is Grizzly or "the Grizz".
I had a long, hard drive ahead of me, so I popped in a rocket, turned up the Hayes Carll cd and put the pedal down.
by Fast Eddie Hall April 21, 2008
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(N) Getting a kid’s blue rocket patch stuck on you without you knowing.
Boom! You just got rocketed.
by Eauxwen August 20, 2020
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Another term for cigarette. Word created by spydy. Used by many.
Got any rockets in those pockets?
by Spydanator June 29, 2010
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