6 definitions by BuckfastTonicWine

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Scottish Slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head. Has little grip on reality.

see skyhook
an ex-girlfiend: "I'm sorry for all the things I've said and done to you. I really want you back and I only did that because I was confused. Will you take me back?"

you: "Piss of ya rocket. I'm trying to get fired into your pal."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
Scottish slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head.

see rocket
"Naw I don't want to go on a weekend drinking session down in London ya skyhook. Away tae yer bed, it's 4am on a saturday morning for fuck sake."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
Scottish slang: Someone who is a danger to those around them. Is prone to fighting.
A guy: "D'ye hear what Boab did last Thursday night when coming out of the Palace?"

His Mate: "Naw, whit's he done now?"

A Guy: "Some boy was meant to have been staring at him so he kicked fuck clean right out him then set about 2 bouncers and put them all in hospital"

His mate: "He's a fucking weapon that lad."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
A wanker/masturbator. Someone who doesn't get regular sex.
"That cunt's a spurter"
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
Scottish Slang: Someone who is crazy in the head and likes to go fighting.
Me: "What did you's get up to last night?"

A pal: "We were shouting abuse at folk in the town and then we all kicked fuck out a junkie down an alley."

Me: "Ha ha. You's are all a bunch of wahoo's."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

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