ramrod 

Crazy guy that refers to himself in third person

Ramrod 11:44am
Ramrod thinks that you should join KnightStalkers!

ramrod by 3Pseudonym3 August 7, 2010

RAMROD 

A craigslist spammer with liberal ideals, all of which fail when brought to light.

Also known as "JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED"

That guy loves Obama, doesn't work, collects unemployment without looking for a job.

He's a real RAMROD!

RAMROD by 380 Million Americans December 31, 2010

ramrod 

An instrument that I imagine a male might need to use for intercourse if he encounters difficulty acquiring an erection.

So, you bugged her last night, right man?
Yeah, I sure did.
So, did you, like, have a boner and shit?
No way, I used a ramrod instead.

ramrod by Billllllllll July 24, 2008

Ramrod 

A large blunt object that protrudes into someones anal orphus.

Todd likes the Tuckers choice of ramrod.

Ramrod by Matt Hallock October 27, 2002

ramrod 

To engage intercourse with a friend (male) on a lady; to "double-team" a girl.

"Yo, you tryin' to ramrod or what?"

ramrod by Nicky Spal January 31, 2007

ramrod triangle choke 

a move executed in mixed martial art's while grappling almost like the triangle choke but the dong must be inserted in the mouth to be correct. this is the most deadly move in mma.

ramsey pulls of the infamous ramrod triangle choke to chicks he takes home every night

ramrod triangle choke by ChicksWitDicks March 25, 2009

car ramrod 

Probably the best police enforcement team known to man. This team consists of Arcot Ramathorn (Ram) and Rod Farva (Rod).

They spend most of their time patroling the dangerous highways of Vermont.

You can occasionally find them eating at their favorite fast food joint, "Dimpus Burger."

Farva; "you didnt say 'car ramrod'"
Ramathorn; "oh, i forgot"
Farve; "but i wrote it down."
Ramathorn; "oh yeah.."

car ramrod by Act As If January 1, 2005