quiznos

A sandwich chain with no customers and 50 tables.

If it wasn't for that neon sign I wouldn't have known Quiznos was still open.

by not yet cured May 11, 2007

Quiznos

To be excessively warm in a confined area

Bruh, it's Quiznos on this bus

the place with those rat things with human face parts, pirate hats, that make you piss yourself every time they come on the tv.

by allievmarie February 14, 2004

I don't know how Quiznos actually got rats to shill for their rat sam-itches. Damn those Quiznos rats is creepy looking !!

by Chaich February 13, 2004

(v.) Being high; While 'toasted' Derived from the Quizno commercial "Toasty."

Man, I just smoked a splif and I'm quiznoed!

by meowmixer June 07, 2007

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk

Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.

by John March 10, 2005

That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials

Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a quiznos rat!!

by Chaich February 13, 2004